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Total Medals Earned: 48 (From 11 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 625 Points

Abobo's Big Adventure

Medals Earned: 3/100 (25/2,000 points)

Child Chomper 5 Points

01 - Eat kid

Patience 10 Points

00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Rocky Rage 10 Points

01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Auto-Assault 5 Points

07 - Get Machine Gun

Bad Call 5 Points

02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Ballooney 5 Points

05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Call A Plumber 5 Points

02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Choices 5 Points

00B - Use level select

Familiar Shape 5 Points

04 - Get the map

Fiery Fury 5 Points

07 - Get Flame Gun

Fighting Chance 5 Points

03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Fish Food 5 Points

02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Idiot 5 Points

04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Lazertagged 5 Points

06 - Get hit by a laser

Lemming Lunacy 5 Points

07 - Get Lemmings Gun

Merbobos 5 Points

02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

Never Give Up 5 Points

00E - Use a continue

No Mercy 5 Points

03 - Execute the Fatality move

Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points

01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Soap On A Dope 5 Points

07 - Kill showering guy

Spread The Love 5 Points

07 - Get Spread Gun

Where To? 5 Points

04 - Get the compass

Acid Bath 10 Points

08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision

Beardy Basher 10 Points

01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Bigger Boat 10 Points

02 - Defeat Jaws

Blocktorock 10 Points

04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Bloody Bobo 10 Points

00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Bombs Away 10 Points

07 - Use Rage move on level 7

Bonkers 10 Points

05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Death Blossom 10 Points

05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Flurry Frag 10 Points

04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room

Have A Seat 10 Points

05 - Use a chair on the Amazon

Icy Escape 10 Points

07 - Break out of ice after being frozen

Ironic 10 Points

01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Mega Blast 10 Points

06 - Use Rage move on level 6

Police Patrol 10 Points

03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Poor Aboboy 10 Points

00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Pro Wrestler 10 Points

05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match

Projectile Power 10 Points

04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Punchy Power 10 Points

08 - Use Rage move on level 8

Pushy 10 Points

04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Reap This 10 Points

05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers

Reaper Runner 10 Points

05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them

Risky 10 Points

05 - Jump off the top rope

Robopopped 10 Points

07 - Kill Robocop

Slowpoke 10 Points

04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter 10 Points

00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support

Super Slash 10 Points

04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

The Code 10 Points

07 - Use the Contra Code properly

Typhoon Time 10 Points

02 - Use Rage move on level 2

Walk On Water 10 Points

04 - Get the ladder

Waste Not 10 Points

01 - Throw kid body

A Winner Is Me 25 Points

05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move

Abobo Appetizers 25 Points

02 - Eat at least 50 enemies

Anger Issues 25 Points

04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Bloody Chum 25 Points

02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Chair Massacre 25 Points

05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon

Die Dragon Die 25 Points

04 - Kill Aquamentus

Fooled You 25 Points

01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Forklift Foul 25 Points

01 - Defeat boss

Kong Punt 25 Points

01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Krang Bang 25 Points

07 - Destroy Krangby

Mac Attack 25 Points

08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1

Manhandled 25 Points

04 - Kill Manhandla

Mega Mashed 25 Points

06 - Defeat Megabobo

Mmm Beefy 25 Points

04 - Get the beef

No Fatty Pop 25 Points

04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

Skynet Stopper 25 Points

06 - Defeat Robobobo

Turtle Power 25 Points

07 - Defeat Krang

Balloon Master 50 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once

Barf-O-Rama 50 Points

07 - Kill giant Kirby

Champ 50 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1

Elderly Execution 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (without beef)

Extra Abobo 50 Points

06 - Pick up an extra life

It's So Bad 50 Points

08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac

Meatspin 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

Mega Master 50 Points

06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once

Super Soldier 50 Points

07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once

War Hero 50 Points

07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once

Balloon Jedi 100 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit

Contrabobo God 100 Points

07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once

I'm The Greatest 100 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all

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Deliver That Fulp

Medals Earned: 4/13 (55/155 points)

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Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 6/18 (35/385 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Going Viral 10 Points

Based on a true story.

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

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It's a Nice Day Today

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Failure to Communicate 5 Points

Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Melee Man

Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/250 points)

Level 1 Complete! 5 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 1

Level 2 Complete! 5 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 2

Level 3 Complete! 5 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 3

Level 4 Complete! 5 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 4

Level 10 Complete! 5 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 10

Level 5 Complete! 5 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 5

Level 6 Complete! 5 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 6

Level 7 Complete! 5 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 7

Level 8 Complete! 5 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 8

Level 9 Complete! 5 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 9

Level 11 Complete! 10 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 11

Level 12 Complete! 10 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 12

Level 13 Complete! 10 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 13

Level 14 Complete! 10 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 14

Level 15 Complete! 10 Points

Reach the door at the end of Level 15

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Plumet 2

Medals Earned: 7/24 (55/180 points)

Fancyman unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Fancyman character

Pirate unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Pirate character

Purple fancyman unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Purple fancyman character

A rock could fall further 10 Points

Fall 100 Metres

Good fall 10 Points

Fall 600 metres

Not bad 10 Points

Fall 400 metres

Super fall 10 Points

Fall 800 metres

Bear unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Bear character

Chicken unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Chicken character

Cloaked man unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Cloaked man character

Dinosaur unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Dinosaur character

Hazmat unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Hazmat character

Knight unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Knight character

Ninja unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Ninja character

Pumpkinman unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Pumpkinman character

Rabbit unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Rabbit character

Robot unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Robot character

Santa unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Santa character

Skeleton unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Skeleton character

Soldier unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Soldier character

Streaker unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Streaker character

Yellowman unlocked 5 Points

Unlocked the Yellowman character

Falling master 25 Points

Fall 1000 metres

Plumet king 25 Points

Fall 1200 metres

Psychosomnium

Medals Earned: 3/4 (30/55 points)

Bee's Medal 10 Points

Meet Bee!

Mitch's Medal 10 Points

Meet Mitch!

Shirley's Medal 10 Points

Meet Shirley!

Magician's Medal 25 Points

Kill the magician!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/200 points)

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Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

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Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 13/20 (365/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Golden Shell 50 Points

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