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Total Medals Earned: 51 (From 12 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 650 Points

A Mother in Festerwood

Teenagehood Unlocked 2/6/11
5 Points
Bring up a child to his teenage years.
Monster Slayer Unlocked 2/6/11
10 Points
A medal for children who kill monsters.
Treasure Hunter Unlocked 2/6/11
10 Points
A medal for children who seek out gold.
Adulthood 5 Points Bring up a child to his adult years.
Motherhood 10 Points A medal for empty nesters.
Momma's Boy 25 Points A medal for children who hardly leave their mothers.
Warrior 25 Points A medal for children who can clearly handle themselves.
Magic Pink Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/140 points)

Abobo's Big Adventure

Child Chomper Unlocked 1/29/12
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Patience Unlocked 1/29/12
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Rocky Rage Unlocked 1/29/12
10 Points
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call 5 Points 02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Call A Plumber 5 Points 02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape 5 Points 04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Fish Food 5 Points 02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Idiot 5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos 5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up 5 Points 00E - Use a continue
No Mercy 5 Points 03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points 01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To? 5 Points 04 - Get the compass
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Beardy Basher 10 Points 01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat 10 Points 02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Ironic 10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Poor Aboboy 10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Projectile Power 10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy 10 Points 04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time 10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water 10 Points 04 - Get the ladder
Waste Not 10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Bloody Chum 25 Points 02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Forklift Foul 25 Points 01 - Defeat boss
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop 25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kill The Messenger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/100 (25/2,000 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Filthy Hands Unlocked 6/13/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 6/13/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 6/13/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 6/13/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/13 (55/155 points)

Friday: The Game

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
Disco inferno
DERP! Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
Fail at typing
Oh Poop II Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
You found some poo!
Road Kill Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
Fall out of the car.
ZAP! Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
What a SHOCKING experience!
Going Viral Unlocked 4/16/11
10 Points
Based on a true story.
Cereal Killer 5 Points What a nutty way to die!
Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points See you next FALL!
Oh Poop 5 Points Wrong game, jackass!
Oh Poop III 5 Points Well, at least now you fit into
Suicide 5 Points Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points Just say NO !
Poop Princess 25 Points Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Winaholic 25 Points Find all 3 good endings.
Everybody's Rushin 50 Points Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Loseaholic 50 Points Lose in every way possible.
Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points Get to the party!
FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/18 (35/385 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 6/13/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Melee Man

Level 1 Complete! Unlocked 11/6/11
5 Points
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Level 2 Complete! Unlocked 11/6/11
5 Points
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Level 3 Complete! Unlocked 11/7/11
5 Points
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Level 4 Complete! Unlocked 11/7/11
5 Points
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Level 10 Complete! 5 Points Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Level 5 Complete! 5 Points Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Level 6 Complete! 5 Points Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Level 7 Complete! 5 Points Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Level 8 Complete! 5 Points Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Level 9 Complete! 5 Points Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Level 11 Complete! 10 Points Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Level 12 Complete! 10 Points Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Level 13 Complete! 10 Points Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Level 14 Complete! 10 Points Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Level 15 Complete! 10 Points Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Congratulations! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Score! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Quick Like Ninja! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/250 points)

Plumet 2

Fancyman unlocked Unlocked 10/30/11
5 Points
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Pirate unlocked Unlocked 10/30/11
5 Points
Unlocked the Pirate character
Purple fancyman unlocked Unlocked 10/30/11
5 Points
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
A rock could fall further Unlocked 10/30/11
10 Points
Fall 100 Metres
Good fall Unlocked 10/30/11
10 Points
Fall 600 metres
Not bad Unlocked 10/30/11
10 Points
Fall 400 metres
Super fall Unlocked 10/30/11
10 Points
Fall 800 metres
Bear unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Bear character
Chicken unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Chicken character
Cloaked man unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Dinosaur unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Hazmat unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Hazmat character
Knight unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Knight character
Ninja unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Ninja character
Pumpkinman unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Rabbit unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Rabbit character
Robot unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Robot character
Santa unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Santa character
Skeleton unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Skeleton character
Soldier unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Soldier character
Streaker unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Streaker character
Yellowman unlocked 5 Points Unlocked the Yellowman character
Falling master 25 Points Fall 1000 metres
Plumet king 25 Points Fall 1200 metres

Medals Earned: 7/24 (55/180 points)

Psychosomnium

Bee's Medal Unlocked 4/16/11
10 Points
Meet Bee!
Mitch's Medal Unlocked 4/16/11
10 Points
Meet Mitch!
Shirley's Medal Unlocked 4/16/11
10 Points
Meet Shirley!
Magician's Medal 25 Points Kill the magician!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (30/55 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 6/15/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 6/15/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire 10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/425 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 6/13/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Going East Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/200 points)